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December 2010
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Take me anywhere. I don’t care. I don’t care. I don’t care.
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“For the past several weeks my Secret Santa has been giving me pieces of a machine that I’ve been attempting to assemble. I’m suspicious of this because I had the exact same idea for catching Osama Bin Laden. I would simply send him a different piece each day, he would assemble it to find himself…IN JAIL.”
My diabolical plot is on hold for Christmas. My heart just melts with the sound...
I feel full of emptiness
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Jim Halpert
Pros: Smart, cool, good-looking. Remind you of anybody you know? Cons: Not a hard worker. I can spend all day on a project and he will finish the same project in a half an hour. So that should tell you something.
Darryl thinks he’s such a man because he works in a warehouse. Well, big...
I hope you never think of anything as much as I think about you.
– Jonathan Safran Foer, Extremely Loud & Incredibly Close (via goodnight-moon)